whoa!!...Whats Da T?! Biatches!! :)

Okay its been a super way long time since I tended to my non-existent audience lol but....... I'm Back!!!

Okay first things first...movie must see! "Noah's Arc: Jumping the Broom"




Yes I know its not some super box office hit but a good movie is a good movie, just because its not getting a MTV movie award or something, doesn't mean its not worth watching. However I highly suggest you watch the two seasons of Noah's Arc before watching the movie, it will make more sense and make fall even more in love with the characters. For more info, go to the Logo channel website and search for Noah's Arc. :)

Now... If you know me personally, you know that I'm not one for gossip...but since you don't, Imma let you in on a secret....I LOVE GOSSIP!!!! and drama and dysfunctional people who are walking train wrecks...like this girl...

I present to you...the one, the only, gold digging, dick hoppin, KAT STACKS!!!! lol
Ya kno...I had sympathy for this girl, I mean i read the stories about here and didn't believe them and then read a little bit of her life story from her site and I felt for her ....but damn the bitch does it to herself!! I am never down for a man abusing any female or degrading a woman, but this trick is the reason men treat women like hoes...no less than hes cuz at least they get paid. Where is this girl getting her money, fake ass publicity and 3 mins of fame don't pay the bills!! lol. If you think I'm tripping and just dogging her out, look her up....trust me, you'll find plenty, i did! lol Here's her site: www.katstacks.com...this girl is a trip!! lol

Kkay thats enough chatter, till next time...

Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease :)

Wow...its been a while.

I think its been forever since I wrote on this blog because I have a no longer have a need to bitch online, i just do it in peoples faces. People want some to keep it 100% with them but in reality, in order for someone to not get "pissy" with you, you have to sugar coat shit!...Whatever im over it...he's my latest slam poetry for you folks, its a good read, trust me ;)

Sex and the Single Black Female

Damn I need it!
I don't care who, he just has to be strong, lean, and FINE!!
I need something that can blow my mind....and body ...
into itty, bitty pieces and rain down like super sweet gum drops...
maybe a little rough...I like a good kink...
pull my hair, call my name, make me beg for more...

Got Damn!...I need it!!
No I'm not a hoe...I'm human.
If I was a man, this is typical...
"DON'T TIP THAT HOE!" they say...WTF?!
Just my luck ...that I grew up... as the type of girl who doesn't. give. a. FUCK!
...with the mentality of a man, I want to be able to fuck as much as I can but do it the right way...
...SAFE.

But if a mistake shall happen, society blames me for the baby I will carry, not the gardener who helped plant the seed of the flower that will bloom in the garden in the first mutha fucken place...
leaving him to walk away and me with everyday my life changed...forever.

Never will I need it so bad to risk the consequence of being the bringer of life into this world when I am not ready. For I was a baby girl of a young female working food retail who was ignorant to the risk but being called out her name all the same.

Yes girls and boys all it takes is one time, even the first time...
so little boys hold back or put on your jimmy hat...so when she needs it...she can get it.

And dammit right now I need it!
No I don't look, I find because they look for me.
Don't mean to toot my own horn but I can keep my man going strong...and hard.
Between my lips, breast, thighs, hips, and my......sex, I AM the best.

Damn.. I don't even need it no more, I just got myself off... talking about me...
and its not always about sex...no...its the intimacy.

I may be very sexual but baby... I'm hard to please, wanna find out? Take a number, you'll see.. there is a long wait just to get with a girl like me...

NOW CALLING!...........#3.

Merry Xmas Everyone!!!

Merry Christmas Bitches!! Ugh...this should be a happy and peaceful time of the year but I'm so mad right now....long story and it will only get me mad again to talk about it but anyways...! How was your Christmas? I hate winter time because its that time of year where everyone who doesn't have someone to cuddle next to, gets super depressed, i.e. me! I hate it! I'm always alone during the winter! Sure there is a fling here and there but nothing real....so sad...FML :(

Myspace <3

Myspace... will get you into trouble.

Myspace will make you double up on the loves you wish you had,

the friends you go to talk to that you don't really have.

A new friend request everyday to increase your popularity and get more people to see your new sexy default pic...

picture this...

life would be bliss if myspace invaded my life and I really had 500 friends, 30 lovers, a possible record deal and a model contract...

now take a step back and look at reality...

does my myspace show the real me?

is this the fantasy you still see even with my tattered hair, sweaty clothes, and caloused feet used for dancing?

no...

becuase myspace became my place to make you fall in love with me.

Dance!Dance!Dance!!!

Sooo... I'm a dancer :). People always ask me, "What kind of dancer are you?" I hate that question. Sometimes I'm tempted to just say stripper! lol.

Lesson of the Day: Don't ask a dancer what kind of dancer is he or she unless pronounced already! Why? Becuase if I didn't say ballet dancer or hip hop dancer, most likely I do more dancing than one. And really...if you think about it, all dancers are more than just one genre of dance and if ballet or hip hop is all you do then I sort of feel sad for you because it should be a joy as dancers to explore and pursue different forms of dance.

Moving on....Chris Crocker....Fckn Love Him! He's so funny. His videos are so hilarious.

I feel like he's part of this misunderstood totally random scene kid generation. If this is the world is coming to then we just might have peace on earth after all! hahaha.

I mean come on... lately everyone's going gay, wearing neon colors, being virginal and drug free, and recycling like their trying to stop worlds end tomorrow. I have to admit, im slowing entering this trend, taking baby steps but not trying to change me for a trend, just liking where life is going ya kno? its okay if ya don't lol.

Chris Crocker - Hairflip

A to Z... random survey :P

ANY particulor reason your taking this survey? Boredom really...

ARE you at school, work, or home? Home :(

AGE at which you 1st drank alcohol? Like...sumtime in the 5th grade i think... but its cuz i thought the beer was tea lol

BOUGHT anything from Spencer's? LOTS... I LOVE SPENCERS :)

BLONDES or Brunettes? I've been both so i dont really care lol.

CRAPPIEST band? I don't really knock anyones music... i just artist with no meaning behing their music... like Paris Hilton for example! :P

CAN your dad beat you in a race? Hell Yeh that little fat fucker wish he could beat me! :)

DRAWING or painting? LOVE love love both.

DOES your bedroom need cleaning? we'll see when i get to my dorm lol

DO the drapes match the curtains? hahaha not right nooowww... :P

EVER swear at your parents? My dad when he acts like an asshole or half my fckn age.

EARN enough to pay the bills? hell no... i can barely afford college classes :(

EXORCIST or SAW movies? BOTH!... im love scary movies :)

FLOWERS or chocolate? i dont really do romance but i like roses.

GIVING or receiving gifts? im broke... so recieving hehe :>

GOING to the movies or a play? I love both... i really like plays tho.

HEAVY or light-weight drinker? Some nights... i can drink all night and not feel shit... but most nights... im a light-weight :/

INSTANT or regular coffee? Java java java java java!!! coffee makes me crazy... so unless im exhausted and drink regular... i dont touch the stuff.

JULY 4th or St. Patrick's Day? Oh... this is hard cuz i love the month of July, cuz my b-day is on the 18th... but i like Patty's day cuz green is such a randy color hehehe.

KOOL-AID or Crystal Lite? KOOL-AID! OH YEH!!!

LIGHTS on or off during sex? depends... but i like lights off with candles on :) yumm...

LIQUOR or beer? I hate beer...taste like piss, bread, and nut sack... i like clear liquor... no brown :(... except Crown lol.

MONTH of choice? July!!!!

MISS the most: Him :'(.... slowly trying to move on :(

NEVER would I: shave my hair off...britney spears / solange style lol

NIGHT owl or early bird? sleep when ur old!! night owl ...oww!

NOTE to self: Dont fck on the first night... oh wait... did i type that out loud!!? hahaha j/k... never give your hear away without being sure your getting one in return.

ONLY in America: can you be famous for no got damn reason!!

PRETTY Woman or Sixteen Candles? molly ringwald is my hero!! 16 candles beats pretty woman any day!

QDOBA or Chipotle? CHIPOTLE!!!!!!

QUIT my job for: a higher paying one... or to marry a rich handsome man :)

ROADTRIP or flying? Roadtrip!!! cuz im afraid to fly and the travel is part of the fun! :)

RIGHT or left handed? Lefty :P

SMELL you hate? Period Vaginia!! ewwww.... im a girl so i know the smell on other girls...its like wtf?! dont you clean that shit!!!

SUSHI of choice? spicy cajun roll.... yummmm :P

THANK goodness it's: Sunday! everyone will be gone and i will have the house to myself tomorrow...yessss!

UNDERWARE brand? Any thing thats a boy short.

USUALLY I sing: Karaoke off of youtube....hahahaha!

VERY much like? the craziest little black chica you've eva meet!! freak watcha heard!!! lol

WITHDRAWS from: affection...

WEAPONS I own? yo mama's stank ass coochie! hahaha

X-LOVER's Name? Bunny :(

YELLOW or green? Green is a randy color but im a yella gal... hard choice.

ZACK Morris or Slater? Slater!!! he was spicy hehehe..

ZITS are: evil!!!!!

Woah! Almost got lazy there!

Okay so I almost got lazy and was like "Forget this whole blogging thing, No One's listening any way!!!" Well so what!! I do this for me, not for the attention, I need to write out my thougths or I will burst for the inability to fully express myself. In other words, I need to release some tension before I SMACK A BITCH!! lol

Kkay enough of my ranting and raving... Okay so Vanessa Hudgens has flashed the world again!!! Photos of her were spread all across the world wide web of her showing her retarted droppy boobies in a picture that was obviously taken with her phone. SOME ADVICE MS. HUDGENS!!: "If your going to keep taking naked photos of yourself to send to your gay boyfriend (yes Zacky poo! ) only to have them leaked over and over again, then just do PLAYBOY!! DUH!" Now this does not mean that I don't like Vanessa, I really like her actually, she's not some miss goody two shoes but she's not a Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton either. I usually dislike Disney stars but between her and Selena Gomez, I'm starting to see some changes.

Okay enough about these bitches lets move on to a topic I've already talked about a little and can talk about all day really... reality tv! To be specific, I just wanna talk about Real and Chance of Love's new season. Okay is it just me or have these guys really wore out there 15 minutes of fame!!! I'm really tired of these guys getting on tv looking for love when all the really wanna do is have sex with 15+ girls... and when I say guys, I do include Ms. New York... I swear she has an Adam's apple! lol. It's always the same sluts looking to get in bed with a celebrity, but Real and Chance aren't even celebrities! Their reality tv stars, that automatically buts you on the E-list (not D-list like Kathy G. cuz that would be giving them much more fame than they deserve!). And I know their rappers but do you know anyone with a Stallionaire CD? I don't think any of the VD filled girls on the show even know they have a CD out! haha.

Okay enough bitching and moaning from me... if this offends you in any way then well.... JUST GO TO ANOTHER FCKN BLOG OR WEBSITE!! I hate when people get offended by shit they see online or on tv... you don't like it bitch, then don't look at it. This is Amercia, that mean I say or do whatever the fck I want as long as its legal! :P

Okay Okay I'm done!

Live Love Laugh,

Ms. D-Vine xoxo