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Sunday, April 04, 2010

Wow...its been a while.

I think its been forever since I wrote on this blog because I have a no longer have a need to bitch online, i just do it in peoples faces. People want some to keep it 100% with them but in reality, in order for someone to not get "pissy" with you, you have to sugar coat shit!...Whatever im over it...he's my latest slam poetry for you folks, its a good read, trust me ;)


Sex and the Single Black Female


Damn I need it!
I don't care who, he just has to be strong, lean, and FINE!!
I need something that can blow my mind....and body ...
into itty, bitty pieces and rain down like super sweet gum drops...
maybe a little rough...I like a good kink...
pull my hair, call my name, make me beg for more...

Got Damn!...I need it!!
No I'm not a hoe...I'm human.
If I was a man, this is typical...
"DON'T TIP THAT HOE!" they say...WTF?!
Just my luck ...that I grew up... as the type of girl who doesn't. give. a. FUCK!
...with the mentality of a man, I want to be able to fuck as much as I can but do it the right way...
...SAFE.

But if a mistake shall happen, society blames me for the baby I will carry, not the gardener who helped plant the seed of the flower that will bloom in the garden in the first mutha fucken place...
leaving him to walk away and me with everyday my life changed...forever.

Never will I need it so bad to risk the consequence of being the bringer of life into this world when I am not ready. For I was a baby girl of a young female working food retail who was ignorant to the risk but being called out her name all the same.

Yes girls and boys all it takes is one time, even the first time...
so little boys hold back or put on your jimmy hat...so when she needs it...she can get it.

And dammit right now I need it!
No I don't look, I find because they look for me.
Don't mean to toot my own horn but I can keep my man going strong...and hard.
Between my lips, breast, thighs, hips, and my......sex, I AM the best.

Damn.. I don't even need it no more, I just got myself off... talking about me...
and its not always about sex...no...its the intimacy.

I may be very sexual but baby... I'm hard to please, wanna find out? Take a number, you'll see.. there is a long wait just to get with a girl like me...

NOW CALLING!...........#3.

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

How Many TV Shows About the Beach Can They Make??!


Seriously.... I'm so tired of turning on my tv and seeing some lame ass TV show about teens on the beach. Whether it's reality TV or a TV series... either way, its usually sucks and if you watch more than two episodes, you get sucked into this black hole and start watching every episode, especially if its a marathon! What the hell is so great about watching people on the beach! I don't wanna watch people on the beach... I wanna fucking go to the beach!

Oh and the people they cast in these shit stained TV shows... okay 1) If you actually go to the beach, not everyone has a model body, most have muffin tops or beer bellys flopping over their bottom (eww. gross visual.). Yes, I know its just TV but its so effin fake, silicon starts oozing from my TV when I watch shit like that. Everyone has perfect bodies, perfect hair, perfect tans (no sunburns like the ones they would really get if they were on a beach every damn day), and they all have a secret or a flaw that when you find it out your either like, "wtf?! there is no way a person like you would have a problem with a , flaw like that or that secret was not that big!" or your thinking, "I have the same fucking problem and I'm not crying about it... WTF!"

I don't know, I guess maybe I just have a problem with superficial shit cuz so much of the world is so fake already that it's really hard to find something or someone real. Like Me! Well until next time, next thought vomit, next rant, ...






Love, Peace, and Mary Jane ;)


< 3 Miss D