whoa!!...Whats Da T?! Biatches!! :)

Okay its been a super way long time since I tended to my non-existent audience lol but....... I'm Back!!!

Okay first things first...movie must see! "Noah's Arc: Jumping the Broom"




Yes I know its not some super box office hit but a good movie is a good movie, just because its not getting a MTV movie award or something, doesn't mean its not worth watching. However I highly suggest you watch the two seasons of Noah's Arc before watching the movie, it will make more sense and make fall even more in love with the characters. For more info, go to the Logo channel website and search for Noah's Arc. :)

Now... If you know me personally, you know that I'm not one for gossip...but since you don't, Imma let you in on a secret....I LOVE GOSSIP!!!! and drama and dysfunctional people who are walking train wrecks...like this girl...

I present to you...the one, the only, gold digging, dick hoppin, KAT STACKS!!!! lol
Ya kno...I had sympathy for this girl, I mean i read the stories about here and didn't believe them and then read a little bit of her life story from her site and I felt for her ....but damn the bitch does it to herself!! I am never down for a man abusing any female or degrading a woman, but this trick is the reason men treat women like hoes...no less than hes cuz at least they get paid. Where is this girl getting her money, fake ass publicity and 3 mins of fame don't pay the bills!! lol. If you think I'm tripping and just dogging her out, look her up....trust me, you'll find plenty, i did! lol Here's her site: www.katstacks.com...this girl is a trip!! lol

Kkay thats enough chatter, till next time...

Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease :)

Woah! Almost got lazy there!

Okay so I almost got lazy and was like "Forget this whole blogging thing, No One's listening any way!!!" Well so what!! I do this for me, not for the attention, I need to write out my thougths or I will burst for the inability to fully express myself. In other words, I need to release some tension before I SMACK A BITCH!! lol

Kkay enough of my ranting and raving... Okay so Vanessa Hudgens has flashed the world again!!! Photos of her were spread all across the world wide web of her showing her retarted droppy boobies in a picture that was obviously taken with her phone. SOME ADVICE MS. HUDGENS!!: "If your going to keep taking naked photos of yourself to send to your gay boyfriend (yes Zacky poo! ) only to have them leaked over and over again, then just do PLAYBOY!! DUH!" Now this does not mean that I don't like Vanessa, I really like her actually, she's not some miss goody two shoes but she's not a Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton either. I usually dislike Disney stars but between her and Selena Gomez, I'm starting to see some changes.

Okay enough about these bitches lets move on to a topic I've already talked about a little and can talk about all day really... reality tv! To be specific, I just wanna talk about Real and Chance of Love's new season. Okay is it just me or have these guys really wore out there 15 minutes of fame!!! I'm really tired of these guys getting on tv looking for love when all the really wanna do is have sex with 15+ girls... and when I say guys, I do include Ms. New York... I swear she has an Adam's apple! lol. It's always the same sluts looking to get in bed with a celebrity, but Real and Chance aren't even celebrities! Their reality tv stars, that automatically buts you on the E-list (not D-list like Kathy G. cuz that would be giving them much more fame than they deserve!). And I know their rappers but do you know anyone with a Stallionaire CD? I don't think any of the VD filled girls on the show even know they have a CD out! haha.

Okay enough bitching and moaning from me... if this offends you in any way then well.... JUST GO TO ANOTHER FCKN BLOG OR WEBSITE!! I hate when people get offended by shit they see online or on tv... you don't like it bitch, then don't look at it. This is Amercia, that mean I say or do whatever the fck I want as long as its legal! :P

Okay Okay I'm done!

Live Love Laugh,

Ms. D-Vine xoxo

How Many TV Shows About the Beach Can They Make??!

Seriously.... I'm so tired of turning on my tv and seeing some lame ass TV show about teens on the beach. Whether it's reality TV or a TV series... either way, its usually sucks and if you watch more than two episodes, you get sucked into this black hole and start watching every episode, especially if its a marathon! What the hell is so great about watching people on the beach! I don't wanna watch people on the beach... I wanna fucking go to the beach!

Oh and the people they cast in these shit stained TV shows... okay 1) If you actually go to the beach, not everyone has a model body, most have muffin tops or beer bellys flopping over their bottom (eww. gross visual.). Yes, I know its just TV but its so effin fake, silicon starts oozing from my TV when I watch shit like that. Everyone has perfect bodies, perfect hair, perfect tans (no sunburns like the ones they would really get if they were on a beach every damn day), and they all have a secret or a flaw that when you find it out your either like, "wtf?! there is no way a person like you would have a problem with a , flaw like that or that secret was not that big!" or your thinking, "I have the same fucking problem and I'm not crying about it... WTF!"

I don't know, I guess maybe I just have a problem with superficial shit cuz so much of the world is so fake already that it's really hard to find something or someone real. Like Me! Well until next time, next thought vomit, next rant, ...

Love, Peace, and Mary Jane ;)

< 3 Miss D