Wow...its been a while.

I think its been forever since I wrote on this blog because I have a no longer have a need to bitch online, i just do it in peoples faces. People want some to keep it 100% with them but in reality, in order for someone to not get "pissy" with you, you have to sugar coat shit!...Whatever im over it...he's my latest slam poetry for you folks, its a good read, trust me ;)

Sex and the Single Black Female

Damn I need it!
I don't care who, he just has to be strong, lean, and FINE!!
I need something that can blow my mind....and body ...
into itty, bitty pieces and rain down like super sweet gum drops...
maybe a little rough...I like a good kink...
pull my hair, call my name, make me beg for more...

Got Damn!...I need it!!
No I'm not a hoe...I'm human.
If I was a man, this is typical...
"DON'T TIP THAT HOE!" they say...WTF?!
Just my luck ...that I grew up... as the type of girl who doesn't. give. a. FUCK!
...with the mentality of a man, I want to be able to fuck as much as I can but do it the right way...
...SAFE.

But if a mistake shall happen, society blames me for the baby I will carry, not the gardener who helped plant the seed of the flower that will bloom in the garden in the first mutha fucken place...
leaving him to walk away and me with everyday my life changed...forever.

Never will I need it so bad to risk the consequence of being the bringer of life into this world when I am not ready. For I was a baby girl of a young female working food retail who was ignorant to the risk but being called out her name all the same.

Yes girls and boys all it takes is one time, even the first time...
so little boys hold back or put on your jimmy hat...so when she needs it...she can get it.

And dammit right now I need it!
No I don't look, I find because they look for me.
Don't mean to toot my own horn but I can keep my man going strong...and hard.
Between my lips, breast, thighs, hips, and my......sex, I AM the best.

Damn.. I don't even need it no more, I just got myself off... talking about me...
and its not always about sex...no...its the intimacy.

I may be very sexual but baby... I'm hard to please, wanna find out? Take a number, you'll see.. there is a long wait just to get with a girl like me...

NOW CALLING!...........#3.

Woah! Almost got lazy there!

Okay so I almost got lazy and was like "Forget this whole blogging thing, No One's listening any way!!!" Well so what!! I do this for me, not for the attention, I need to write out my thougths or I will burst for the inability to fully express myself. In other words, I need to release some tension before I SMACK A BITCH!! lol

Kkay enough of my ranting and raving... Okay so Vanessa Hudgens has flashed the world again!!! Photos of her were spread all across the world wide web of her showing her retarted droppy boobies in a picture that was obviously taken with her phone. SOME ADVICE MS. HUDGENS!!: "If your going to keep taking naked photos of yourself to send to your gay boyfriend (yes Zacky poo! ) only to have them leaked over and over again, then just do PLAYBOY!! DUH!" Now this does not mean that I don't like Vanessa, I really like her actually, she's not some miss goody two shoes but she's not a Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton either. I usually dislike Disney stars but between her and Selena Gomez, I'm starting to see some changes.

Okay enough about these bitches lets move on to a topic I've already talked about a little and can talk about all day really... reality tv! To be specific, I just wanna talk about Real and Chance of Love's new season. Okay is it just me or have these guys really wore out there 15 minutes of fame!!! I'm really tired of these guys getting on tv looking for love when all the really wanna do is have sex with 15+ girls... and when I say guys, I do include Ms. New York... I swear she has an Adam's apple! lol. It's always the same sluts looking to get in bed with a celebrity, but Real and Chance aren't even celebrities! Their reality tv stars, that automatically buts you on the E-list (not D-list like Kathy G. cuz that would be giving them much more fame than they deserve!). And I know their rappers but do you know anyone with a Stallionaire CD? I don't think any of the VD filled girls on the show even know they have a CD out! haha.

Okay enough bitching and moaning from me... if this offends you in any way then well.... JUST GO TO ANOTHER FCKN BLOG OR WEBSITE!! I hate when people get offended by shit they see online or on tv... you don't like it bitch, then don't look at it. This is Amercia, that mean I say or do whatever the fck I want as long as its legal! :P

Okay Okay I'm done!

Live Love Laugh,

Ms. D-Vine xoxo

HAPPY F*CKN 4TH OF JULY!!!

Yeh I'm not having the best of days but hey, this happens every year so why should I even feel like the next one is going to be different until I get my own place and car. Yes ladies and gentlemen, I am a broke college student with no car and living with family. Life a sucks and then you die, thats my motto!


Okay enough of being totally depressing... so at this very moment, I'm watching one of my most favorite movies of all f*ckn time!!.... Queen of the Dammed. Stewart Townsend makes my private downtown area drip just thinking about this sexy vampire. Even though he may not be as good as Tom Cruise's portrayal of Lestat in Interview With a Vampire, where the character was more true to the way Anne Rice (she wrote the books called the Vampire Chronicles that these movies were based upon) wrote it, Stewart's portral of him left me wanting him to bit my neck anytime he wanted...or bit other things if he would like! hehehe.

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Just a Tid-Bit: Stewart Townsend also played in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The Night Stalker (Series), About Adam (mie fav!), and a small cameo on Aeon Flux.

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The part where he tells the story behind the violin is where I'm at at this point and its one of my favs! He looks so sad, I just want to cuddle him up and tell him its okay, but its kinda rediculious considering the fact he's a big bad vampire that kill me faster than you can say "WTF?!" lol

I also love the character Akasha played by Aaliyah. Its so sad that such a beauty was taken from this world at such an early age. She is so sexy and so seductive playing the villian in this movie. She's the character you love to hate, you know she's the bad guy but you don't want to see her die :(.... oh did I mention... he f*ckn body! Those abs and hips...omg! Not the mention the really hot and very revealing outfit she has on in the picture to the left, she is the perfect body to me (stare at the movie dreamingly). The way she dances and moves with her hips in this movie makes me have a huge freakin lesbo crush on her! :)

R.I.P Aaliyah Dana Haughton

Jan. 16, 1979 - Aug. 25, 2001